notahoe:

* kisses myself good morning and slaps my own butt *

(Source: cyberho, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

kidspast:

i’m actually a really nice person… until you annoy me

(Source: kidspast, via jonophobias)

chickensandwich:

i don’t ONLY care about myself. i care about like 5 other people. and animals.

(via heart)

tomkirk:

my life is just a collection of poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background

(via jonophobias)